Missionary Style - The Lyrics

When I first saw you
I loved you so
The whiteness of your teeth
And the ass your tight skirt showed
So I would meet you
Everywhere you'd go
And walk you to every class
Just so you'd know
That my heart is true
Though my hands do lie
When they creep slowly 
Up your receding thigh

But when you went away
I had to no words to say
And I got so mad
That I felt I just had
To call you up all night
And slash your tires right
So that some day I know
That you would love me so

So I followed you around
Every day for a year
Until you saw me
And you began to fear
The sound of emo blasting
As I'd walk slowly near
Now I have no place to live
And a civil case
But no restraining order
Can dim my love
And one day I swear you'll know
The fire of my love

I'm not a stalker
But I loved you so
Everything you do
Is something I must know
Don't fear my love my darling
Just lie back and let me give
My soul to your care so that we can share
That closet where I live

Oh my darling
Don't you know I need you?
Oh my baby
Won't you let me breach you?

I've been gone so very long
Don't you know my impulses are strong
And when I see you alone
I just want to drive you home

You may say that I am crude
Or you may say that I am very rude
But I know that before long
You'd wish that I were still gone
And if these words you hear
You better run when I get near

It's not my fault you're stupid
Or that you let me treat you like shit
You could walk away any time
You could escape from this pit
It's not your fault I'm stupid
But, hey what can I say?
We're both just wastes of sperm
So lie back and watch me squirm

I think it's pretty sad
The things people do to themselves
When will they ever listen?
When will they ever hear?
That as long as we're hurting
The entire world will be too
Mistreating one another
What a foolish thing to do

They'll follow you everywhere
(Yes they will)
They know if you're here or there
(Yes they do)
They think they're next to God
(Fucking morons)
They watch you while you squat
(While you squat)

The DEA's gonna
Take me away
In these matters 
I have no say
And I ain't done shit
But that's OK
Because King Georgie
Has had his way

I used to be a nice guy
But then I went to jail
I learned to scarf the pud
Lie cheat and steal
All because of some asshole in washington
Who doesn’t like the way I live
Who cares if I can’t live my life
Just as long as I don’t get drafted

I swear I really don't care
(No he don't)
That I can't say my mind
(Thought police)
And that I don't believe
(don't believe)
The lies that come my way
(All bullshit)

What use is freedom
When we have to hide
From those we employ
To save our hides
I'm so angry
I don't know what to do
Maybe I'll watch some football
And sniff some glue 

Chili pie????? 

My woman done left me
Don't know where she went
My baby done left me
Don't know why she's mad
I gave her all my lovin'
She just gagged and spat

I told her I was sorry
But she just laughed at that
Lord I told her I was sorry
But she just laughed at that
She said that she was leaving
And that was all I'd get of that

If she don't love me
I'll abide by that
Yes if she don't love me
I'll abide by that
Because I've got an altar boy named Patrcik
And he's got a magic cap
(What does that mean?)
(I got no clue...)

Don't you know I love her
And everything she does
And when I see walking
With another stud
It makes so angry
That my hands begin to shake
Because soon she won't be talkin'
With another man
Lord she won't be walkin'
With another man (Oh yeah...)
I know she won't be sleepin'
With another man
Cuz I'm going to get that man
As soon as I can

That woman drove me to bondage
The way no other can
But what she didn't know
Is I can get it from a man

Throw down your arms
And let the rhythm flow
Don't be afraid
Of what you don't know
Man is patient
But time passes us by
You say you're not scared
So why do you hide

Eyes are mady for looking
Mouth is for talking
Why are you silent
Why don't you see
As long as we don't
Nothing shall ever be

You say you've got love
So why do you hate
The people the they tell us
Are mighty and great
As long as we walk
We'll never arrive
As long as we stand
We'll never thrive

Eyes are made for looking
Mouth is for talking
Why are you silent
Why don't you see
As long as we don't
Nothing shall ever be

Oh lord of Havarithram
Give us your prayer and blessing
That we might smite the evil
In the land of the lotus
Betwixt earth and flesh
The grinding of souls
The Dead do dance again.

Well I've seen it on the rise
I've seen it between those thighs
I know where evil goes
I know where evil hides
From the caves of Tora Bora
To the streets of Baghdad
My baby's got an axis of evil

Beware of sneaky muslims
Or so our president said
Although if he gets his way
Soon we'll all be dead
But I know the source of terror
And this I told him then
My baby's got the axil of evil

Axis of evil, Axis of Evil

I know just where we're going to die
From the same place we've come
There's nowhere to run of hide
Unless you don't want to come
The government's got it bugged inside
So just lie back and watch
The military's going to take control
But Please leave my baby alone

Axis of evil
Go home and look inside

Georgie was a mighty good man
Spreading freedom across the land
But then one day he fucked up
And sent some nuclear missiles up
  
And now these clouds are looming large 
All because of the assholes in charge
And then some day you will hear
The words you so often fear
    
It's gonna be a nuclear summer
Nuclear summer, nuclear summer
Near and far, here and there
People are losing their hair
Nuclear summer, nuclear summer